Whistle and referee's cards

[the deacon]

Can the person who (inadvertently) forgot to return to us the set of whistle and referee's cards after the final match on Sunday please get in touch with me either by email or by PM as to where to send it back.

As we had lost another set of whistle and cards (they were accidently dropped into the river by a 'wet' referee while he was taking up his position on Saturday) please help by not depriving us of yet another set as we need them for future competitions.

Thanks!

[Smart Arse]

Go and Whistle for it.. ;)

[Smarter Arse]

And a red card for you for that old lame joke.

[Smart Arse]

Surley it's only a green card? Boo Hoo Ref...... :)

[Smarter Arse]

I know smart arse, for a good joke you would have got a green card but for that crappy lame joke you automatically got a double amonition and a red card.
Its like you going to jail without passing 'GO'.

[Smart Arse]

Ok then......